NEIL'S RICH AND THE SPIDER
If you haven't already seen the photo of
our recent visitor on Facebook, it's worth taking a quick look now, but not if you're of a nervous disposition...
I had to leave behind the pound coin I put down for scale as the swine turned on me and reared up! I'm not risking life and limb to wrestle a mutant arachnid for a measly quid!
If you haven't already guessed, Nicola chose 'Rich and the Spider' as this week's subject... Making up for last week's "poor showing", we pulled out all the stops this week, leaving Nicola with the toughest decision since Sophie's Choice... It's a film in case you're wondering who Sophie is.
After a string of strong yet unrewarded entries Neil finally clinched the top spot, despite uttering these words as the competition got under way...
"How many legs do spiders have?"
His decision to include my favourite catchphrase is what won it for him, but I still can't work out why I'm always drawn sporting a goatee, it really doesn't do justice to my George Michael circa 1987 designer stubble!
I'm off to get Shaun's quid back... It's been nice knowing you!