WILL'S VERSION OF NIC AND HAN AT THE OSCARS
...this is how Will thinks the evening went down.*
What diabolical aspersions to cast upon our official representatives! Ok, so we've become accustomed to the top spot after our all-conquering campaign at the Wii Olympics last week (have I mentioned that before?), but there's no shame whatsoever in 2nd place.
Why then would Nic and Han resort to drowning their sorrows? Silver gives us something to aspire to next year, and besides, I have it on good authority they were both tucked up in their beds with a good book and a cup of green tea by 9.30pm...
We really must find out who those bedraggled imposters were hanging over their desks this morning!
* This is an edited version of Will's original - deemed too racy for cyberspace. You can only imagine!